And we’re back! Bachie 4.0 has arrived and he’s everything a white middle class girl could dream of – blonde hair, a love of the ocean, an average job (because there’s nothing worse than a lawyer or millionaire real estate agent for heart-felt TV *ahem* we’re talking to you Bachelor Blake), a cookie-cutter family with a sad past and at least eight bulging abs (they were so mesmerising, it was hard to count them all). Just like every other season, we open with this y
