Last night’s Married at First Sight had more bloodshed and bonking than an episode of Game of Thrones. As the four newlyweds jet off with a complete stranger to a foreign country, we’re reminded by the experts that this is not the start of a horror movie, because all individuals have had thorough screening and psychological testing. Firstly, we go to Xav and Simone – the fitness-loving, carb-hating, type As who manage to spend the entirety of their airtime discussing whether they tuck the doona
