1. When You Expect Your Proposal To Go Like This

2. And Then Act Surprised When He Pops The Question, Like You Haven’t Been Practising Your Camera Face For Months

3. Let The Wedding Planning Begin…

4. When All Your Dream Vendors Are Booked Out Until 2073

5. The First Time You Hear The Word ‘Cake-Cutting Fee’

6. Going To Your First Hair And Make-Up Trial

7. When You Buy Your Dream Dress

8. And Need To Resort To An Extreme Diet

9. When You Realise Your Pinterest Wedding Is Getting Out Of Hand

10. When Aunt Shelly Hasn’t Spoken To Uncle Garry For Years And They Refuse To Sit At The Same Table. And Ben Wants To Know If You’ll Be Serving Gluten-Free Cake

11. When Everyone Is Giving You Wedding And Marriage Advice

12. When You’re A Bride Who’s Open To Ideas

13. Explaining To Your Partner That The Centrepieces You Chose Are Just A Teeny-Weeny Bit Over Budget

14. When The Florist Said She’d Be Here At 12 and it’s 11:57

15. When You Know You’re An Unreasonable Bridezilla

16. When Your Mother-In-Law Won’t Stop Voicing Her Unwanted Opinions

17. When You Successfully Negotiate A Great Deal With Your Wedding Photographer

18. When He Knows You’re An Absolute Psycho But There’s No Turning Back Now

19. The Morning Thrill

20. That Look Of Love At The Ceremony

21. When Everyone Is Having An Awesome Time At Your Reception

22. When You Guys Are Really Into The First Dance

23. When You See All The Money In The Wishing Well

24. Honeymoon, Woo!

25. Feeling The Post-Wedding-Depression-Disorder

26. When The Photographer Says Your Wedding Pics Aren’t Ready

27. The Inevitable Return To Work Where You Mostly Spent Time Planning Your Wedding

28. Inviting The Squad To Watch Your Now Released Wedding Video

29. ‘How’s Married Life?’

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Written By Shaymah Alkhair