Married life is a juxtaposition; sometimes it’s exciting and fun, whereas other times it’s mundane and monotonous. So, before you tie the knot with your groom-to-be here are ten Tweets about marriage that are 100% accurate to get you prepared for life post-wedding!
you are so beautiful without makeup.
-my husband, after he saw i spent $62 on an eyeshadow.
— kauaibride (@Kauaibride) November 9, 2015
*wife wonders where I am*
*hears every musical snowman in the store start singing*
*knows where I am*— Josh (@iwearaonesie) November 28, 2016
Someone drew doughnuts on the bottom of the grocery list
My wife thought it was cute so she bought them
She doesn’t need to know it was me pic.twitter.com/qmdoCc9sDO
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 5, 2016
me: want me to make dinner
wife: nah it’s ok honey, I know you’re still tired from doing it back in 2003— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) August 24, 2016
“Should we just lie in bed and eat chocolate and look at the Tupperware catalogue?” My husband, turning me on.
— lauren robinson (@laurenjoyness) August 3, 2016
