If you’re the kind of person who likes to get their Christmas shopping out of the way – as well as drop a grand on a wooden drinks tray – then hold onto your fancy hats because Tiffany & Co. have just released the homeware collection of your most opulent dreams.

Dropping today and featuring a whopping 301 items, the iconic brand has got you sorted for almost every ordinary household item your heart desires, all with that classic touch of Tiffany glam – you can even buy Tiffany-blue table tennis paddles if you have a spare $1,050 laying around.

While they’ve also got you sorted for your basic kitchenware – dinner plate sets, water pitchers, drink glasses – you can also purchase sterling silver twirly straws, an hourglass, geometry sets, and a yo-yo.

They’ve even got a sterling silver ball of yarn for $14,900.

So, if you’re looking to splurge on your home, head over to the Tiffany website to shop the entire collection.

Just don’t drop anything.