1. (Wedding) Priest: They’ve written their vows Wife: *recites beautiful vows* Me: *takes out notecard* I love you and cheese the same amount — Snow Bice (@Pro_Jones_) January 10, 2016 2. If I have to wear a strapless bra on my wedding day it will go from being the best day of my life to being the f#*@(#& worst. — Mae (@mzeld) July 29, 2012 3. Any wedding can be a fairy tale wedding if you serve porridge and release three angry bears into the reception hall — Jeff Wysaski (@p
