Society bible Tatler has produced a ridiculous guide to toddler etiquette and not just for the posh baby. The guide entails how children should behave “in toddler company” and provides tips to deal with children in the presence of adults. The guide also details how to deal with what Tatler bizarrely calls (and excuse the French) the a***hole child. “Sometimes your toddler will be the a***hole. (Sometimes, presumably, you are the a***hole.) As long as there is no violence, then ‘BE NICE!!!!!!!’
