HOW LONG DO HAVE TO WAIT IN A RELATIONSHIP BEFORE YOU CAN FART?


When you’re in the honeymoon stages of your relationship, you spend more time on your daily beauty routine than you did studying for your final exams in university. You smell great 24/7, have silky smooth skin and avoid any sort of bodily functions as much as possible.

However, there comes a time when you must show him that like any other human, you sweat, burp and… fart.

This is what we at Wedded Wonderland like to call ‘The F-Line’, but the big question is – when can you cross the F-line?

Mic ran a survey from men and women aged 20-39 to find out when they thought it was ok to start farting in front of their boyfriend/fiancé.

It seems that most couples (29%) believe the F-Line can be crossed after two to six months of dating, while the second most popular answer was after six to twelve months.

We once heard a story from a girl who waited until she was Married to ‘let it rip’ in front of her hubby, only to find out that the whole time, her now-husband thought she must’ve had digestive issues (because of her lack of toilet visits) and was working up the courage to suggest she see a gastroenterologist!

What do you think, Fairies?1

Posted in Relationships, Single Ladies by wedded wonderland


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