The miracle of life is cool and all, but a baby is a bit of a fun sponge. You’re not allowed to drink alcohol, sushi is off limits, and your favorite jeans won’t make it past your thighs. You would think that after nine months of torture pregnancy, the restrictions would be lifted and you could return to normal life (with the small addition of a baby). WRONG! You now have to battle with a whole other set of rules after you have given birth. Luckily, just like pregnancy, these rules a
