It feels like only yesterday we were recapping the first episode of 2018’s The Bachelor. And although we’re just on episode 5, so much has happened that it seems we’ve been through three prime ministers in a week. Dates are fleeting, roses wilting, emotions running and the honey badger’s dad telling us to ‘Have a good yarn’. Now we know where all the wit comes from. Here are 11 hilarious tweets that sum up last night’s episode of the bachelor.
Wait who dat #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/oQfaB29aDN
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) August 29, 2018
Cass be up in the gym just workin' on her fitness ? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/TYwX0Br97e
— The Bachelor Aus ? (@TheBachelorAU) August 29, 2018
Sophie sounds like she’s writing an email ‘as per my previous email, I do apologise for my lack of eye contact, in future I will endeavour to make more eye contact with you, a strange man I barely know. Kind Regards.’ #TheBachelorAU
— Lo (@withkissesfour) August 29, 2018
Can we petition Peter Dutton to stop Cat coming back to Australia from Bali? #TheBachelorAU
— a zebras not a horse (@andymmcg) August 29, 2018
Translation of Nick’s chat to Cass: you like me 10/10, but I only like you 5/10, because… beautiful women … #TheBachelorAU
— Annie Clark (@anniefitness) August 29, 2018
Nick's brother facing Cass #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/MAoJAmWmDY
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) August 29, 2018
Cat trying to convince Nick she’s not there to promote her jewellery business #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/ObFkGOneqO
— Tali Aualiitia (@taliaualiitia) August 29, 2018
Vanessa Sunshine is the voice of the people and should be the next Bachelorette. I would 100% watch the hell out of that. #TheBachelorAU #TheBacheloretteAU
— Milhouse Thrilhouse (@Minquist01) August 29, 2018
Poor Romy…being thrown under the bus for throwing Cass under the bus.
#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/kXHPpg3TaY— Tree Fiddy Kay (@fiddy_kay) August 29, 2018
No surprises here. Is it possible to get any cuter than Brooke? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/giSfAFxpzA
— The Bachelor Aus ? (@TheBachelorAU) August 29, 2018
Keen to see Vanessa Sunshine’s thoughts on camping #TheBachelorAU
— Didi ?? (@didzgreen) August 29, 2018
Written by Shaymah Alkhair